GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

• If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.
• If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
• If you don't, you are good for nothing.
• If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
• If you don't, you are not understanding.
• If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
• If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
• If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
• If you don't, you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it's bad.
• If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
• If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
• If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
• If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
• If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
• If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time".
• If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls".
• If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
• If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
• If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
• If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.
• If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
• If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
• If you talk, she wants you to listenIf you listen, she wants you to talk.
• In short : So simple, yet so complex; So weak, yet so powerful; So confusing, yet so desirable; So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!....Sigh!